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Showing posts with label right. Show all posts

8.15.2008

Quick Thought

Looking at EMO photos on the internet. Wondering if anyone besides me has thought it's actually ok to be normal.

5.15.2008

I Was Thinking

Here is how we should dress for work during the week.

Monday: Get out of bed, into car, drive to work. We all know what that one looks like.
Tuesday: Maybe shower this day, jeans and a t-shirt.
Wednesday: Put some effort into because you may be going to church or having a meeting.
Thursday: Tacky day. Put on whatever you feel like. Pig tails are a must along with cowboy hats and rain boots.
Friday: Going out Clothes (i.e. halter tops, tube tops, skimpy dresses and too much makeup and perfume) This way there is not need to go home, get ready and get a late start on your weekend.


Just a though.

5.08.2008

Why Do Men Have Nipples

So, I just had a pretty interesting coversation with Mark. Here is how it went:

Mark: You know what I was thinking?

Me: What?

Mark: Well I know, I know that you have to have certain body parts like, eyes, nose, mouth and ears, but . . . why do guys have nipples?

Me: (smirk) That's a really odd question

Mark: Well I know what women have them for and I know what everything else is used for but I was in the shower this morning and I looked down and thought 'Why do I have nipples'.

He was really really serious about this and I know it's going to bug him. He even asked me to look it up and figure out "Why Men Have Nipples". I want to say I may be afraid to know unless it is to find out that they can be used as some form of torture to make them take out the garbage. I do have to say though that a man would look pretty strange without them; sort of like a Ken Doll. That's enough to give me a nightmare or two.

It appears that Mark thinks best in the shower.