Survey Says

Guess I'm trying to make up for my 5 days of postlessness. My mom sent me this survey. Just sharing all those personal stupid things about me.

Have you ever made out in a car?
* . . . and more ;0)

last person you danced with?
* Kylie

Would you take any of your exes back?
* No way.

When is the last time you cried and why?
* Ummm . . . don't remember

What is the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
* Hancock with Mark the Shark.

What are your plans for this weekend?
* Sounds game Friday, ball tournament and possible dinner with friends or concert, pantless party Sunday night.

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
* It gets old when it eventually becomes substituted for you actual name.

What's irritating you right now?
* My thong.

Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
* Grandma, Nanny, M.A.

Is this year the best year of your life?
* My life isn't over yet. Ask me when I'm dead.

Do you have a best friend?
* A few

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
* Lola, although she isn't a person.

Anyone upset you lately?
* Oh yeah!

The next time you will kiss someone?
* Tonight when he gets home.

Last thing you drank?
* Captain Morgans

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
* YUP

Would you marry for money?
* What does he look like? Hahah, juuuust kidding. Absolutely NOT!!!

Have you had braces?
* Just call me brace face.

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights switched on or off?
* We watch porn a lot, so . . . off.

You sleep more on your back, front,or sides?
* up, down, in, out, front, back, side, tummy . . . I studied the Kama Sutra of sleeping.

Do you get along with your parents?
* They suck. All they do is buy me things, fix my car and give me hugs, kisses and praise. I WANT CRACK!!!! WHY CAN'T MY PARENTS HOOK A KID UP!!!! love you.

Have you ever had a birthday party?
* It would be a very sad life if you have not had one birthday party in your life. I still have never had a surprise party.

Last hug?
* I gave sky a big hug before I left. Yes, I count animal hugs.

Last high-five?
* For some reason, that is one of Marks many ways of communication so, yesterday. It's as if he's hoping that somehow his high-five with penetrate energy from his brain saying "get me something fruity to drink". It doesn't work.

How do you feel about your life right now?
* Stressed and cornfused. There is a lot that I want to do and can't figure out which path to focus on.

Explain why you last threw up?
* Food poisoning for GoTen and according to a poor passerby in the Girls restroom of Dan McGuinness it smelled like an old hardees cheeseburger.

What woke you up this morning?
* first, Lola beating up her kennel with a bowl, second the iHome and third, Mark relentlessly slamming bathroom drawers and products on the counter as he gets ready for work. Oh, and a couple of his toots that he thinks I can't hear. HEY, YOU ASKED!

Is there a person of the opposite sex on your mind?
* Hillary Clinton . . . oops. I just can't figure that one out.

How's this week been?
* Slow, boring, blah, blah.

Ever kissed someone with a name starting with a K?
* yes.

Have you been pressured to do anything lately?
* Smoke Pot and run around in the street naked while shouting "It's GLOBAL WARMING!!!!"

What happened at 11:30 am today?
* I farted.