I will not post about the VMAs, I will not post about the VMAs, I will not . . . AWWWeee who am I kidding? What in the friggin world? It's sad to sit back and fast forward through most of that thinking "WOW! This is what the next generation is into?" What is wrong with Hollywood?! I take back all of those times when I said I wish I was a movie star/singer. I mean if being a creative music artists means wearing a beard around your entire head and gushing blood, hanging yourself on stage then I am completely screwed when it comes to being any type of artist.
I have watched that show year after year and was, for the first time, appalled at the job that they did. It almost felt like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for this show. I mean, who in the hell really thinks this Rand character is actually funny? Does he not know that a microphone makes things louder? Why the urge to talk at the top of his lungs? Stop yelling!! Looking at you in your skinny jeans with your awkward legs and your wanna be Slash hat is painful enough. Oh yeah and not to mention all of your political quips. Obama is president? Really? Our health care system is kinda sucky? Really? Could you be anymore annoying?
Why did Madonna feel the need to tell us Michael Jackson was a human? Really? I mean, I'm so relieved that she cleared that up about a thousand times and told us her quirky little story about their night together. What a tribute speech. I did tear up a little bit at the end of that though because, as we all know, Michael Jackson was a Music/Rock 'n' Roll GENIUS.
Poor Taylor Swift. Enough said about that. She should have told Kanye to go shave his stupid head and continued on with her speech.
Jack Black? Really? I've seen him do some stupid things, in stretchy pants and all, but I actually think his little stink, I mean stint was quite idiotic. Whoever wrote that little bit for you, if they did, should be fired.
Then there is Lady Gaga . . . . . . . . . . . . sigh . . . . . . . . . WTF . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Gross . . . . . . . . . . . . . Someone get that thing a straight jacket. Seriously. I know people express who they are through their clothes and such in Hollywood, but I think she is a bit over the top. I prefer Bjork's crazy sense of style to that crap. Don't get me started on that disgusting performance either. We get it, paparazzi sucks, but you know what . . . well, just, eww. I don't see your talents as being anything creative. Oh, and God and the gays? What?!
There are only three, maybe four things that I enjoyed about that whole show.
1. Britney Spears has made a comeback and won an award. I'm happy for her.
2. Adam Samburg and Jimmy Falon category introduction. Too bad they weren't hosts.
3. Muses performance. They are out of more than half of the performers leagues. Sorry they had to sit through such a stupid show.
4. The Michael Jackson dance tribute at the beginning.(Oh and a shout out to Mr. Nick Bass who was one of the dacners)
Other than that, I am pretty thankful for the fast forwarding DVR.
I have watched that show year after year and was, for the first time, appalled at the job that they did. It almost felt like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for this show. I mean, who in the hell really thinks this Rand character is actually funny? Does he not know that a microphone makes things louder? Why the urge to talk at the top of his lungs? Stop yelling!! Looking at you in your skinny jeans with your awkward legs and your wanna be Slash hat is painful enough. Oh yeah and not to mention all of your political quips. Obama is president? Really? Our health care system is kinda sucky? Really? Could you be anymore annoying?
Why did Madonna feel the need to tell us Michael Jackson was a human? Really? I mean, I'm so relieved that she cleared that up about a thousand times and told us her quirky little story about their night together. What a tribute speech. I did tear up a little bit at the end of that though because, as we all know, Michael Jackson was a Music/Rock 'n' Roll GENIUS.
Poor Taylor Swift. Enough said about that. She should have told Kanye to go shave his stupid head and continued on with her speech.
Jack Black? Really? I've seen him do some stupid things, in stretchy pants and all, but I actually think his little stink, I mean stint was quite idiotic. Whoever wrote that little bit for you, if they did, should be fired.
Then there is Lady Gaga . . . . . . . . . . . . sigh . . . . . . . . . WTF . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Gross . . . . . . . . . . . . . Someone get that thing a straight jacket. Seriously. I know people express who they are through their clothes and such in Hollywood, but I think she is a bit over the top. I prefer Bjork's crazy sense of style to that crap. Don't get me started on that disgusting performance either. We get it, paparazzi sucks, but you know what . . . well, just, eww. I don't see your talents as being anything creative. Oh, and God and the gays? What?!
There are only three, maybe four things that I enjoyed about that whole show.
1. Britney Spears has made a comeback and won an award. I'm happy for her.
2. Adam Samburg and Jimmy Falon category introduction. Too bad they weren't hosts.
3. Muses performance. They are out of more than half of the performers leagues. Sorry they had to sit through such a stupid show.
4. The Michael Jackson dance tribute at the beginning.(Oh and a shout out to Mr. Nick Bass who was one of the dacners)
Other than that, I am pretty thankful for the fast forwarding DVR.
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