American Idol. After 8 years on the air, I still watch this show. Every year I tell myself I'm not interested and then I get sucked into it like a roof in a tornado. I can't help it. Last night I'm watching it, enjoying the crazy rendition of Ring of Fire, guys singing chick songs and girls trying really hard to be country when clearly it's never going to work for them. You sit and anticipate the judges reactions after they've sung their little hearts out. First comes Randy, then come Kara, then, well, comes stuttering Paula.
This is what my entry is about today. Someone please take the Jack out of her Coke! Is it just me or is anyone else starting to become embarrassed for her. It's like verbal diarrhea. She takes fifty different thoughts and tries to merge them into one and makes absolutely no sense. I can't ever tell if she like the performance, the clothes, if she's giving constructive criticism or what.
Example:
Paula: "I think, well, first, you look beautiful, and y-y-ou well, you look fantastic and that's, you, well, you . . . people love that about you, I think m-m, SHUT UP SIMON, we, I would like to see you bring more, ca, phlegm, well, more of that pizzazz that made us love you so much. You could, I think, possibly, if you keep looking fantastic and work a b-bbit, SIMON!! WILL YOU LET ME TALK?!
Simon: We're trying.
Paula: Anyway, you look fantastic, good job.
Now what exactly is that contestant supposed to take home from that? Anyone else get what I mean?
This is what my entry is about today. Someone please take the Jack out of her Coke! Is it just me or is anyone else starting to become embarrassed for her. It's like verbal diarrhea. She takes fifty different thoughts and tries to merge them into one and makes absolutely no sense. I can't ever tell if she like the performance, the clothes, if she's giving constructive criticism or what.
Example:
Paula: "I think, well, first, you look beautiful, and y-y-ou well, you look fantastic and that's, you, well, you . . . people love that about you, I think m-m, SHUT UP SIMON, we, I would like to see you bring more, ca, phlegm, well, more of that pizzazz that made us love you so much. You could, I think, possibly, if you keep looking fantastic and work a b-bbit, SIMON!! WILL YOU LET ME TALK?!
Simon: We're trying.
Paula: Anyway, you look fantastic, good job.
Now what exactly is that contestant supposed to take home from that? Anyone else get what I mean?
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Best blog post EVER!!! It's really hard for me to watch her...
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