Today I have my hair sort of half up and half down. You know that look. The little poof at the top that always looks bad but most of the people you know are to nice to tell you it looks ridiculous. Therefore, you walk around all day with people staring at you making you believe you are rocking the poof when in fact you can't. You still do it 3 out of seven days of the week anyway.
Inevitably, whenever I have my hair styled this way, I start to get an itch right in the middle of the poof. The kind of itch that if you scratched it, afterwards, you would be standing in the bathroom for 20 minutes trying to get your poof to stand up straight again. Guys you know what I'm talking about. I'm kidding. Never, ever, do I have this problem when my hair is all down. NEVER. Well maybe that's not true. I could possibly just not even notice when my hair is down because of the fact that it is really much less annoying than messing up the time spent on the poof.
I always end up grabbing a pencil or something trying relentlessly to relieve to itch. It never works. Then you let it get to you and your whole body starts itching. Your brain has been signaled and you start to feel like Pig-pen from Charlie Brown. Finally you say "Screw IT!", and you torture your skull, scraping your fingernails through the poof. This in turn leads you to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom, pushing and pulling bobby pins out of you hair, cursing the fact that you can't get you hair back to normal.
After your extended visit in the bathroom and a not so perfect poof, you are greeted by suspicious employees stares saying "I won't be having what she had for lunch". Now, not only am I walking around with a messed up poof, but everyone thinks I just had a hideous case of diarrhea. Fan-friggin-tastic. Hey, but the itch is gone.
Inevitably, whenever I have my hair styled this way, I start to get an itch right in the middle of the poof. The kind of itch that if you scratched it, afterwards, you would be standing in the bathroom for 20 minutes trying to get your poof to stand up straight again. Guys you know what I'm talking about. I'm kidding. Never, ever, do I have this problem when my hair is all down. NEVER. Well maybe that's not true. I could possibly just not even notice when my hair is down because of the fact that it is really much less annoying than messing up the time spent on the poof.
I always end up grabbing a pencil or something trying relentlessly to relieve to itch. It never works. Then you let it get to you and your whole body starts itching. Your brain has been signaled and you start to feel like Pig-pen from Charlie Brown. Finally you say "Screw IT!", and you torture your skull, scraping your fingernails through the poof. This in turn leads you to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom, pushing and pulling bobby pins out of you hair, cursing the fact that you can't get you hair back to normal.
After your extended visit in the bathroom and a not so perfect poof, you are greeted by suspicious employees stares saying "I won't be having what she had for lunch". Now, not only am I walking around with a messed up poof, but everyone thinks I just had a hideous case of diarrhea. Fan-friggin-tastic. Hey, but the itch is gone.
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It could be worse--you could have The Poof like Amy Whinehouse :)
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Only if our readers get visual evidence of your old man beard.
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