That's what she said

I have this one friend who I frequently chat with or text. For some reason I tend to be a bit more witty online and writing so I thought I would share an amusing chat I had with her the other day. Open up your dirty mind because, that's what she said.

M: Will this work?
Me: That's what she said.
M: hmmmm. 65 days baby. Did it?
Me: you doing kegals?
M: haha. gross
Me: nope nothing
M: SHIT HOLE!
Me: Do I need to come back there?
(pause)
Me: wow. we need to save this conversation, it's dirty.
M: hahahaha, OH MY GOSH!! Ok, let's try this. I'm gonna send you an email
Me: you think that will help?
M: Wait for it to load. The more you watch the funnier it gets
(Pause)
M: Did it work?
Me: hang on
M: Come ON!
Me: Nope, it says I have to be his friend.

And . . . That's what she said.